How many words

How many words does it take to say four point oh my God! I actually got a

Freaking
Over-acheiver's
Undergraduate
Ranking

Oh
Happiness!

What this means, for the uninitiated, is that I am currently the top of my class at school and a candidate for the honors of Suma Cum Laude and Valedictorian. If that doesn't seem cool consider that these honors could get me into Harvard or Stanford Law. That's cool to the tune of about $150,000 per year after graduation. But only time will tell whether this little piggy goes to the bank. One thing is for sure, however; I'll be oinking all the way home!

-DFTB